Dancing Midget Michael Jackson

There have been reports that this thing dancing in the underground subway stations of New York City may actually be a shrinking Michael Jackson, broke and looking for crack dollars. There have been various reports that this may be Michael Jackson’s son, after one too many drops on his head. As well, this may be a brother or sister that is a cross breed between Michael’s father and a midget hooker. Michael Jackson is a legacy that lives on through little people broke, hungry, high on crack …

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  1. dadsvagina17 says:

    this has inspired me!!!!!!!

  2. thatlookslike says:

    Drunk Ewoks rule.

  3. robbie4233334 says:

    this was wayyyyyy befor he died you little fucker

  4. wweadx2 says:

    might wanna change desc before you piss someone off

  5. mitch4929 says:

    i hate how midgets are treated like comic relief and not people. I’m surprised that that is allowed without complaint.

  6. GreenTFG says:

    Wait, they’re people? FUUUUUUUUUCK.

  7. peanutbutterandjammy says:

    fuck yeah carry on sized michael jackson

  8. BlackJack11172 says:

    yes, he’s dance good, but get real, Michael Jackson is way better! From him to M. Jackson is like crawling to China!

  9. hammeredscout says:

    Drunk Ewok!

  10. LRchron422 says:

    would somebody please punt him

  11. adrianbluegrass says:

    fake…

  12. cameron2cool says:

    u sure its not drunck ewok any way the real MJ is WAYYY BETTER

  13. wario22 says:

    i love how they just watch with no reaction

  14. THERUDEMISTA says:

    MICHEAL JACKSON HAS COMPOTITION

  15. MrKinkyRedhead says:

    check out my mj video =]

  16. tiffanythomson2008 says:

    hahahahahaha thats great…

  17. CenaCharger83 says:

    he’s dead you idiot!

  18. CenaCharger83 says:

    haha thats hilarious, he’s actually good

  19. NinjaLuigiProduction says:

    go mini man go!!!!!

  20. mattfitz96 says:

    well hes dead so……… yeah

  21. vincentchu117 says:

    dont steal michael jacksons moves…R.I.P michael jackson…

  22. katchkittie says:

    fail

  23. TankTheory says:

    Its not stealing MJ’s moves, its continuing a legacy, if someone is inspired then why shouldnt they be able to put there own spin on things

  24. spnfed93 says:

    the point of being an impersonater is to impersonate someone so its not stealing their moves…

  25. MILOsince1992 says:

    FUCKING HELL

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